Twitter is the most common and famous social media site after Facebook. Its limit of 140 characters makes it more interesting. People post through tweets on Twitter. The short but more conveyable tweets make an environment that is humorous. Here are top funniest tweets of all times.
- Transient Antagonist @AnOrangeSNES
Hi I’m Ben Franklin and this is Jackass!
*Flies a kite in a thunder storm*
- Don Nichols @TheDairylandDon
Maybe if you knew Garfield’s parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn’t be so judgmental.
- yeah, phil @PhilJamesson
WHEN CATS ARE SAD
Bartender: What’ll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum.
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.
- Megan Amram @meganamram
Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses
- brendle @brendlewhat
Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
- Jazmasta @jazmasta
[loudly so dad who’s been depressed since mom left can hear]
Oh no, my GPS broke! If only I had some good DRIVING DIRECTIONS
*dad looks up*
- Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave
ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
- Sal Paradise(nuts) @Karate_Horse
my favorite part of moby dick is when it says dick right there on the cover lmao
- Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw
do people who run know that we’re not food anymore
- Cohen KING OF GHOSTS @skullmandible
most cutting thing you can say is “who’s this clown?” because it implies they’re a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
Hope you like these tweets.
